Funny how do i amuse you like a clown

Tommy is pretending to believe Henry is insulting him. Henry is not insulting him. Henry is paying him a compliment. Fact check: Very accurate. Tommy is extremely prone to violence, up to and including murder. He is, to be sure, at least a little fucked up. Fact check: This was possibly accurate before but now it is no longer accurate.

Tommy is not being funny, not like a clown or anything else someone might consider humorous. Funny how? How am I funny? What the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me. Long silence Longer silence Longest silence. Tommy does not need to get the fuck outta there. If all of the characters in the scene were ranked on how expeditiously they needed to get the fuck outta there, Tommy would rate last place.

He has to get the fuck outta there the least. He is the one causing those who need to get the fuck outta there to feel like they need to get the fuck outta there. I almost had him! Fact check: At least half-accurate. Henry did stutter on several occasions. I cannot speak to whether or not he is, or was, a prick. I wonder about you sometimes, Henry.

You may fold under questioning! Fact check: Extremely accurate. At the end of the movie, Henry folds under questioning, offering up evidence that helps convict Jimmy and Paulie. I thought I was getting pinched over here. What do you want? Fact check: This is inaccurate if Tommy is speaking literally Sonny is not hanging on his neck like a vulture but accurate if he is speaking figuratively Sonny is hanging on his neck like a vulture. The waiter did not want to give Tommy the check because he knows that Tommy is Tommy which is to say, capable of anything.

Tell him to put it on my tab. Of course. Fact check: Accurate in the sense that Tommy would like for the waiter to add the bill to his tab, but inaccurate in that he has no interest or intention of paying the balance. Seven fucking Gs you owe me here.

Seven thousand dollars is not peanuts. Seven thousand of them, to be exact. Sonny is clearly terrified of Tommy. The copyrighted, unlicensed movie samples are shorter in comparison to the original movie. All the sounds retain their original copyright as owned by their respective movie production companies read the full disclaimer. But, I'm funny, how? Top rated lines from this movie Here's a leg.

What do you like, the leg or the wing? Or you still go for the hearts and lungs? As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster. Right after I got here I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup. Goodfellas Sound Clip. Latest Movie Sound Bites. Alexander the Great items.

King Boxer: Fingers of Death items. Jennifer's Body items. The Tingler items. Henry Hill : Jus Tommy DeVito : What?

Henry Hill : Just Tommy DeVito : You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?

What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny? Tommy DeVito : No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny! Henry Hill : [long pause] Get the fuck out of here, Tommy! Tommy DeVito : [everyone laughs] Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya.

Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning. Tommy DeVito : No more shines, Billy. Billy Batts : What? Tommy DeVito : I said, no more shines. Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been away a long time. They didn't go up there and tell you. I don't shine shoes anymore. Billy Batts : Relax, will ya? Ya flip right out, what's got into you? I'm breaking your balls a little bit, that's all. I'm only kidding with ya Tommy DeVito : Sometimes you don't sound like you're kidding, you know, there's a lotta people around Billy Batts : I'm only kidding with you, we're having a party, I just came home and I haven't seen you in a long time and I'm breaking your balls, and you're getting fucking fresh.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you. Tommy DeVito : I'm sorry too. It's okay. No problem. Billy Batts : Okay, salud. Billy Batts : [takes a drink] Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox.

Tommy DeVito : Mother fuckin' mutt! You, you fucking piece of shit! Billy Batts : [taunting] Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on, come on, come on! Tommy DeVito : Motherfucking He bought his fucking button! That fake old tough guy! You bought your fucking button! You mother fuck Keep that motherfucker here, keep him here! Stacks Edwards : What time is it? Tommy DeVito : It's eleven thirty, we're supposed to be there by nine. Stacks Edwards : Be ready in a minute. Tommy DeVito : Yeah, you were always fuckin' late, you were late for your own fuckin' funeral.

Jimmy Conway : What's the fuckin' matter with you? What - what is the fuckin' matter with you? What are you, stupid or what? Tommy, Tommy, I'm kidding with you. What the fuck are you doin'? What are you, a fuckin' sick maniac? Tommy DeVito : How am I meant to know you're kidding? What you mean, you're kidding? You breaking my fuckin' balls? Jimmy Conway : I'm fuckin' kidding with you! You fuckin' shoot the guy? Henry Hill : He's dead. Tommy DeVito : Good shot.

What do you want from me? Good shot. Fuckin' rat anyway. His family's all rats. He'll grow up to be a rat. Jimmy Conway : You stupid bastard, I can't fuckin' believe you. Now, you're gonna dig the fuckin' thing now. You're gonna dig the hole. You're gonna do it. I got no fuckin' lime. Tommy DeVito : Who the fuck cares?